Horses and Dogs
|First Posted: Sept 8, 2010|
Apr 14, 2011
To G-d From the Dog
This came to me in an e-mail. I do not know who authored it so I cannot give credit.
From: The DogDear G-d: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear G-d: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear G-d: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear G-d: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear G-d: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear G-d: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear G-d: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear G-d: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear G-d: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.