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Horse Terminology HumorThis came in an e-mail with no cited author. Event Prospect = Big Fast HorseDressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse Hack Prospect = Pretty Color Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes Flashy = White Socks Attractive = Bay 15.2hh = 14.3hh 16.2hh = 15.3hh To Loving Home = Only Expensive To Show Home Only = Very Expensive Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal Elegant = Thin In Good Condition = Foundered Free Moving = Bolts Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind Loves Children = Kicks and Bites Pony Type = Small and Hairy Arab Type = Looks startled TB Type = Looks Terrified Quarter Horse Type = Fat Warmblood Type = Big and Hairy Draught Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy Easy to Catch = Very Old Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids All Offers Considered = I am in Traction for 6 months Reluctant = Sale Comes with Title Deeds to Sydney Harbor Bridge |