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Dec 22, 2010

Texting Codes for Senior Citizens/A Must Know!

My dear friend, Tom, sent this to me in an e-mail and I had to share it in case you have not, yet, seen it. It appealed to my warped sense of humor. Have a laugh!

FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE FINALLY MASTERED THE SECRETS OF "TEXTING," BELOW ARE THE CODE WORDS APPROPRIATE FOR MY SENIOR AGE GROUP AND INTERESTS: TTFN ('ta ta for now')!

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BYW: Bring Your Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
JSMP: Just Shit My Pants
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
GRDF: Gotta Run, Depends Full
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMFGA: Lost My Fucking Glasses Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
OSTL - Oh Shit, Too Late!

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